{"id":56946,"date":"2020-06-02T23:36:16","date_gmt":"2020-06-02T21:36:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joubjoub.ddns.net\/blog\/?p=56946"},"modified":"2025-07-01T01:53:22","modified_gmt":"2025-06-30T23:53:22","slug":"tu-mourras-moins-bete-jamais-sans-mes-acariens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joubjoub.ddns.net\/blog\/?p=56946","title":{"rendered":"Tu mourras moins b\u00eate &#8211; Jamais sans mes acariens !"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-31422 episodetv_image\" src=\".\/wp-content\/uploads\/SeriesTV\/2020\/Tu mourras moins b\u00eate - S01.E24.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"386\" height=\"512\" \/><\/figure>\n<p class=\"episodetv_saison\">\n<ul style=\"list-style-type: circle;\">\n<li><em><span class=\"episodetv_saison\"><strong>Saison : <\/strong>#1<\/span><\/em><\/li>\n<li><em><span class=\"episodetv_numero\"><strong>Num\u00e9ro : <\/strong>#24 \/ 30<\/span><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<hr>\n<p class=\"episodetv_information\">16 f\u00e9vrier 2016 | 3min<\/p>\n<p class=\"episodetv_summary\">Voulez-vous adopter un acarien ? Discret et charmant, l\u2019acarien saura prendre ses marques dans votre quotidien. \u00c0 l\u2019aise partout et disponible dans de multiples vari\u00e9t\u00e9s, il s\u2018installera volontiers dans votre lit, votre peau\u2026 et se nourrira accessoirement de votre transpiration et autre sperme s\u00e9ch\u00e9. Pas convaincu finalement ? C\u2019est bien dommage, il est d\u00e9j\u00e0 l\u00e0, aussi immortel que l\u2019ombre d\u2019un vivant, et c\u2019est le professeur Moustache qui le dit !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saison : #1 Num\u00e9ro : #24 \/ 30 16 f\u00e9vrier 2016 | 3min Voulez-vous adopter un acarien ? Discret et charmant, l\u2019acarien saura prendre ses marques dans votre quotidien. \u00c0 l\u2019aise partout et disponible dans de multiples vari\u00e9t\u00e9s, il s\u2018installera volontiers dans votre lit, votre peau\u2026 et se nourrira accessoirement de votre transpiration et autre sperme s\u00e9ch\u00e9. Pas convaincu finalement&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[10698],"class_list":["post-56946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode-tv","tag-tu-mourras-moins-bete"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joubjoub.ddns.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joubjoub.ddns.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joubjoub.ddns.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joubjoub.ddns.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joubjoub.ddns.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56946"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/joubjoub.ddns.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56946\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56947,"href":"https:\/\/joubjoub.ddns.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56946\/revisions\/56947"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joubjoub.ddns.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joubjoub.ddns.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joubjoub.ddns.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}